Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Welcome to my thoughts

So this being my first blog post under this moniker I figured I'd start out with something fairly light. A diet-blog if you will.

Ugh, that'd make me hate myself though... Screw it, I'll just launch into it.

What do God, the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and Yogi Bear all have in common?

Answer: They love picnic baskets... oh yea, and they're all made to pacify little kids.

The problem is that somewhere along the way adults actually started to believe in the whole God thing. So unless you've had your picnic baskets taken by a cartoon bear at Jellystone park lately, I suggest you take a serious rethink on the whole deity lie.

Wow, what a way to start a blog.

It's important for me to initiate my blog this way to get the elephant out of the room. No, I don't believe in God. Some people will see that and immediately close this blog never to return. Fine, close minded people can go out the way they came in. Others, will either decide that this doesn't matter, will agree, or simply judge me and keep reading anyway. Whatever the reason, thought I'd get it out of the way so you can make your choice now.

Happy Reading.